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Talk Like a Pirate Day

September 18, 2020

Looking for some pirate jokes for Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Here's a few from Saltwater Sillies:

What did the pirate say to the girl when she asked him how old he was?

"Aye matey!" (I'm 80, get it?)

Why are pirates good singers?

Because they can hit the high sea note. 


If you didn't chuckle, walk the plank! Arrrr!

For more ocean-themed jokes, purchase a copy of Saltwater Sillies here



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